The Cast

About the people inside the head of Vas Littlecrow W.:

 

Dmitri “Dima” Shapinov: He’s the scary fangy guy. He’s the cartoon embodiment of my schizophrenia and everything that’s loud, scary and dark.

Alexandr “Sasha” Shapinov: Dmitri’s spouse.  Zie is the avatar of my sexual and spiritual chaos.  Zie ‘s also the chatty smartass, curious, annoying, overachiever in me. Zir hair is curly.

Laisandra Press: The daughter of Dmitri and Sasha.  She is the represents all that’s near-perfect, sanctimonious, superior and snobby about me.

Ace Machiavelli: She’s the loveable but, batshit crazy stripper inside of me.  She’s also the embodiment of my greed, hedonistic patriotism and other baser instincts.  For some reason, she likes visiting my husband’s brain.

Miss N: The flame-baiting, cock-teasing, clothes whoring and hard-trolling, spammer otaku virgin geek in me.  She sometimes lives in Narphy La Mancha’s head as well.

Zoya Malama: The late significant other of Dmitri and Sasha represents my addictions and self-destruction.

Cats: Little feline fuckers. Why must they be cute?

Vanesa Catnose: She’s my cartoon alter ego. You can tell her apart from me because she drinks wheat grass juice. YEECH!

 

The Strippers: Self-explanatory

Walter Mitty the Oven Mitt of the Apocalypse: I don’t know what the hell I was thinking.

 

Sometimes, they visit other heads as well.